Javelin of Lightning
Daily, always a magic weapon
Trigger: Throw the javelin and yell "ARRR ME HEARTY". It becomes a living lightning bolt until it hits something or the edge of the combat area.
Target: All combat groups in a rough line (including allies).
Attack: 1d20+5 vs PD
Damage: 3d6+2 lightning in line and +1d6 lightning extra to target, miss for half
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